When you never forward those chain messages from back in 2008 – yeah, that’s probably why you dont have a Valentines day and are still single. Not sure if I should be sad Im single or happy because I dont have to get anyone anything. You cant get dumped if you dont have a girlfriend.
Naked, on the floor with a bottle of liquor in my hand screaming Adele songs to my cat. I can’t wait for Valentines because I get to make cupcake for someone special. How to convince people you have a girlfriend on Vday. When people know you are single and still ask.
